- Builds character.
- Your mother is always right.
- No skin off my teeth.
- “I see,” said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.
- Those who know how work for those who know why.
- Proper prior planning prevents piss poor performance.
- Life’s not fair, then you die.
- When a friend invites you out, always say yes.
- If you’re not uncomfortable, you’re not being challenged.
- There’s no such thing as a free lunch.
- Your lack of planning does not constitute my emergency.
- There’s no poor weather, only poor preparation.
- It’s not what you know, but who.
- Practice.
- Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
- Give ‘em an inch and they’ll take a mile.
- Don’t fill up on bread.
- What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger.
- A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
- Cold hands, warm heart.
- Loose lips sink ships.
- No pain, no gain.
- The difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut is about two weeks.
- Let it go.
- If you want something done right, you’ve gotta do it yourself.
- There’s never enough time to do it right, but there’s always enough time to do it over.
- If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
- You’ll never be ready.
- When there’s a fork in the road, take it.
- You snooze, you lose.
- When in doubt, do without.
- How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.
- The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
- Don’t change horses in the middle of the race.
- Suck it up.
- Just because you’re on a diet doesn’t mean you can’t look at the menu.
- Herding cats is hard. Especially fat cats.
- Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.
- Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
- You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make the horse drink.
- Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
- No news is good news.
- Self sufficiency is the road to poverty.
- Better late than never.
- Age is the price of wisdom.
- If you’re not early, you’re late.
- Three things you need to know about being a plumber: hot tap’s on the left, shit flows downhill, payday’s on Friday.
- Never wake a sleeping baby.
- In foul weather they sink, in fair weather they jump.